Football gobbledygook generator

The football season’s just underway, and you can expect to hear plenty of waffle from players, managers and pundits alike.

To mark the occasion, we’ve decided to have a bit of fun. We’ve set up a football gobbledygook generator, to go alongside our ever-popular standard gobbledygook generator.

So, before you football fans become thoroughly fed up of listening to the same old jargon, give it a go.

For those of you uninterested in football, give it a go anyway. But be warned: it will probably sound absolutely absurd, like most football managers.

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