Well, Sex in the City I am not!
Nor am I the greatest scriptwriter, namely Phil, my hero.
But I am a scouser, and proud of it.
I love Liverpool and its people, and to be honoured by Liverpool's greatest university is beyond my wildest dreams.
I just wanted to be a beacon, a light of hope to those who, like me grew up believing they had nothing to give.
Have you any idea how exciting it is for someone, like me, with so little education to be standing here?
I had no early education and only learnt to read and write when I was 14.
My family lived in a slum and there was no welfare state then for a mother with six kids.
But, with God's help and a scouser's determination, I came to meet Harry Deveril, a Liverpudlian with a big heart who paid for me to go to night school.
Later, the guiding hands of the John Moores Foundation provided the expertise, advice, practical help, and unending encouragement that led me to found Plain English Campaign over 30 years ago. Plain English Campaign has become a respected, worldwide beacon for people struggling with the gobbledygook in public information that affects their daily lives.
Together with supporters of Plain English Campaign, we have built a global industry that started right here, like so many other great things, in Liverpool.
And, this awareness continues into the future with the recent plain English constitution produced by your university student's union.
So it's with pride and gratitude that I accept this honorary fellowship - a symbol of true friendship from this University.
I hope I can make you proud.
I survived poverty to make something out of nowt.
Imagine what dreams you can build with a degree.
Everyday I live my dream, and laugh as much as I can.
The world is yours - go get it - let your light shine bright.